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Our Party's Platform

The third-term party, along with its emphasis on a third term, has many conservative ideals that are essential for promoting the American dream.

1) Get rid of welfare and social security.
2) Privatize health care.
3) No unions.
4) Change the "No Child Left Behind Act" to the "Williams No Putzing Program."
5) Pro-life.
6) Drill, baby, drill.
7) Stay in Iraq, finish what we started.
8) Lazer forcefield between the U.S. and Mexico.
9) Invade Canada. "They're planning something. They've had it good for too long..."
10) No regulatory actions in business whatsoever.
11) Capital Punishment
12) Global Warming...wait, what?
13) Anti-gay marriage, pro gay-union.
14) Abolish affirmative action.
15) Increase army spending...public what's?
16) Amend the Constitution, except for the second Amendment. ESPECIALLY amend the 22nd amendment.

Our Cabinet, 2009-2012

President - George W. Bush
"Because two terms ain't enough."

Vice President - Bobby Jindal
"He shook hands with George Bush once."

Secretary of State - Sarah Palin
"She can see Russia from her house."

Secretary of Defense - Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch
"He looks tough. Plus, he'll crunch-a-tize the opponent into submission...and flavor."

Secretary of Transportation - Dale Earnhardt, Jr.
"He can get from point A to point B...in 3 seconds"

Secretary of Treasury - Edward M. Liddy, CEO of AIG
"He knows how to spend, and that's important."

Attorney General - Eli Stone
"Suit? Check. Balding spot? Check. He has all the makings of a lawyer."

Secretary of the Interior - Ted Stevens
"Drill, baby, drill."

Surgeon General - Dr. Phil
"I’m pretty passionate about things I do, and particularly at this age, because I don’t have to do the things I don’t want to, and I’ve got more things that I do want to do than I can do. Therfore, sometimes you make the right decision, sometimes you make the decision right."

Secretary of Agriculture - Martha Stewart
"This is a good thing."

Secretary of Commerce - Donald Trump
"The name's Trump...Donald Trump. He knows how to fire people."

Secretary of Labor - Ty Pennington
"He can build a house...in 7 days."

Secretary of Health and Human Services - Jose Canseco
"Telling it how it is."

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - Cory Booker
"He'll improve the racial deliciousness of the country."

Secretary of Energy - Aman Ra, the Sun God
"Always living, always vigilant, always sunny."

Secretary of Education - Mrs. Williams
"There's been too much putzing around in this position."

Secretary of Veterans Affairs - John McCain

Secretary of Homeland Security - Arnold Schwarzenegger
"He'll pump you up, and protect you too."

White House Chief of Staff - Barney, the Dog
"The Chief of Staff should be a man's best friend. Who better than a dog? Woof."

Administrator of the EPA - Rex W. Tillerson, CEO of Exxon/Mobil
"Exxon/Mobil can do without."

Director of the National Drug Control Policy - Seth Rogen
"Drop out of school, smoke a lot of weed, and write a movie about it."

Director of National Intelligence - Mr. Bean
"He's always watching, and never speaking."

Chair of the FCC - Sean Hannity
"Fair and balanced."

Secretary of Wisdom - Mr. Mackin
"Make it a great day or not, the choice is yours."

Welcome To Our Platform

The Third Term Party is a party devoted to the re-election of our nation's 43rd President, George W. Bush.

Under the Constitution, Presidents can only remain in office for a maximum of two terms. We believe this should be changed to an infinite amount of terms.

George W. Bush has had an extremely positive influence on the country since his inauguration in 2001. He won over the country with his wise statements and evasive action to protect our country.

Over time, his approval ratings dropped, but his determination has never ceased. We believe that the American people have misjudged this great man.